Quest Personals
Snoring Types
Not that today’s April Fools Day, but there are several types of snorers which I want to introduce to you:
- The light snorer: typically women, light snorers can barely be heard when snorig. They are more making some whistling noises, which by no means would trouble the sleep of their bed partner. They are the happiest of all snoring people, because nobody complains, and nobody wakes them up in the middle of the night to ask them to change the sleeping position.
- The mild snorer: the same women, but after they caught a cold or a flu. Now their air paths are clogged, so the air has no place to enter and get out of the lungs as it should, so the whistling becomes louder. There are also accompanying noises which occasionally can be sleep disturbing. Although the bed partner may be unhappy, there is no reason for alert for the neighbors or for the family members who sleep in other rooms.
- The common snorer: only a few women and a lot of men share this category. They are the most numerous, and they make noises which resemble very well with the pig’s language. Once their bed partner manages to make them change position, they stop snoring for a while, so there’s time for the other to get asleep and get some rest. Children in the other rooms will hear them through the walls and through the doors, but this won’t prevent their sleeping, under no circumstances.
- The heavy snorer: beware of this type of snoring person. They are like an orchestra, they make about 5-6 different types of noises in the same time, so sleeping is definitely out of the question. Occasionally, the heavy snorer wakes up because he hears himself snoring, and this is the best situation of all. Imagine if such a snorer is deaf and snores you to the morning? If your bed partner is one of them, them you must be loving him too much since you are still together after several years of marriage.
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